My favorites from a fairly normal week:
"I'm the kind of guy who watched the emotional feature about the softball player who tore her ACL while homering then got carried around the bases by the other team and thought, 'No way they're carrying her 240 feet if it's the catcher.'" -Bill Simmons
"My mother was a black mountain dwarf." -Prince Caspian
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