A stroller? Seriously??

I just found out that one of my friends just had their kids' stroller stolen.  Are you kidding me?  Is that how low we've sunk?  Can you imagine the thought process that went into that move??

"Hey, that chick just took her kids & left her stroller unattended!  If I move quickly I could have that thing...  I bet I could make at least $30 on ThiefBay!  True, she'll have to carry her kids all the way home along with that huge diaper bag...  screw it, I'm doin' it!  I need some more lottery tickets."

If anyone sees a shady-lookin person selling a slightly-stained stroller out of the back of their Honda Pilot in the Ladera Ranch area, please call the police...  and then light them on fire.